three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
For that friend across the world I wish I could wrap my arms around and tell them “Everything Will Be Okay, You Can Get Through This”, but unfortunately my arms don’t reach the size of your heart, so instead I present a playlist of gradually softening songs that speak all the words I say to you over skype.